Fridge Raider Fan Prints

"So tell me...what's it like having all of your stuff taken?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

That one has all the batteries!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Turkish Democracy

To do before Saturday...

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

A Little Extra

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Thank God It's Friday.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"I'm going in."

"Bip."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.