Fridge Raider Fan Mugs

"So tell me...what's it like having all of your stuff taken?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Turkish Democracy

To do before Saturday...

"By labeling it, I control it."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Thank God It's Friday.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"Bip."

"I'm going in."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.