Reeling Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Turtle Trailer Court

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

First past the post.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Pet Pony

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Lazy Rower.

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."