Red Tape Warrior Gifts

"The company lacks leadership, we need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group to look at the option of a sub-committee to prepare a discussion paper on the problem."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'Oh...Mostly because we can. Now do you want to get your car registered or not?'

"This is easier than navigating through medicare."

The Well-Oiled Machine of Governance: The Depat. of Federal Efficiency.

Skills and experience being dragged down by bureaucracy and protocols.

Two doors. One says, 'IRS Entrance,' and the other says, 'Locked.'

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

Medicaid patient being killed with red ink.

'You want a building permit, do you?- What makes you so special?'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"The Government wants GPs to have more control over their work and this is how we want you to use it!"

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"There...feeling better?"

At a planning department a contractor is forced to jump through a flaming hoop held up by a building inspector.

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'All this cutting edge diagnostic imaging equipment and we still can't see through all of these new ACA requirements!'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'Do you remember when all we had to think about was the patients?'

'Unfortunately our new strategic initiative of a '360 degree focussed policy realignment of core client-facing structural practices' ran out of steam before we could finish saying it!'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'

Confusing Parking Rules

"It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'My property was okayed, but they said my life structure has serious code violations.'

Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.

Maze to get through customs and excise.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.

Small Town USA.

'That's the latest kit with information on negotiating with insurers, reimbursement caps, health exchanges and the new health law implementation. I hope that won't discourage your child from wanting to be a physician.'