Red Sox Fanatic Gifts

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Hockey Season.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Mohamed Salah