Red Sox Devotees Gifts

"Dad, snap out of it. The postseason ended last week. The Red Sox lost."

Playing Fetch.

I like the Jets...I guess

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"You're completely screwed up."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"And here are today's categories...."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Secret Service Dogs

The game comes first...

'Who's best friend are you?'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"You're the sport on my telly"