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"Dad, snap out of it. The postseason ended last week. The Red Sox lost."

Playing Fetch.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Raheem Sterling

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"You're completely screwed up."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"And here are today's categories...."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

The game comes first...

'Who's best friend are you?'

Secret Service Dogs

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."