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I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Caber

A skier and a paraglider

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.