Red Sox Followers Pillows

Check your universal remote control at the door.

No Baseball

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Supporters tour.

The Chicken and the Egg

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

I'm with Stupid

Football Fan

'Strike!'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."