Red Sox Followers Pillows

The Ekert Saga: '...We have reports from the northeast that contentment might be breaking out...'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

No Baseball

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Toni Kroos

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

Karim Benzema

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Supporters tour.

The Chicken and the Egg

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"I'm taking my ball home."

'Don't bother with the whole squad,Rooney and co. will suffice.'

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

I'm with Stupid

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Football Fan