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'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

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"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

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College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

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"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"He goes to a real party preschool."