Los Angeles Supporter Pillows

How to Save the Los Angeles Dodgers

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football Blockers.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'