Los Angeles Supporter Mugs

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football Blockers.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'