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"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

A Christmas tree self portrait

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Artist Retrospective.

Eugene Delacroix

Alberto Giacometti.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Artist painting a dancer.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'