Red Paint Enthusiast Gifts

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Hazards of mouse painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

The Worst Date Ever

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Artist painting a dancer.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.