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'Try to guess what colour your car is, Dad!'

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Hazards of mouse painting

A Christmas tree self portrait

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Eugene Delacroix

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Artist painting a dancer.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

Artist in Residence