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'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Smile

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

A souped up car...

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.