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A souped up car...

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Especially modified you say..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Doubledecker bus stop

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Man Painting Road.

Self-driving cars are the future?

Useless car accessories.

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Ramp Car.

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Castle with parking lot.

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

Interpretive marathon

Modern Technology: Robot Dog Chases A Driverless Car

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."