Red Card Enthusiast Pillows

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Greetings!

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

Modern Football

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

Valentines for Things

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

'Nice RV!'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Crime and punishment - football.

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."