Red Card Holder Pillows

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How about a game of cards?'

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Once again, I fold.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'Occassional cards'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"