Red Card Holder Pillows

Alex Ferguson

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'Once again, I fold.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Card shark

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Greeting Cards

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"