Library Card Holder Pillows

"Let's face it you are not a great reader. The only books you finish are cheque books!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Myths and legends...

Thank you bubbles

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Addicted to reading

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Lovers

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Small child checks out a book.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Business people buying greeting cards.

Popular and Unpopular Science

Building Books.

Young Geeks.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'