Red Card Enthusiast Gifts

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Alex Ferguson

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Greetings!

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Modern Football

Valentines for Things

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Nice RV!'

Diamond Geezer.

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'