Recycle Ink Lovers Pillows

Recycle tattoo

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Litter Pick

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"