Recovery Reseller Gifts

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Office Park

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Recycling centre

Brick and Mortar

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'I remember when you were this high!'

Sex Games of the Married

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

Alcoholics Anonymous.

'He's worried that he'll emerge a butterfly.'

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

Twelve step program.

New year resolutions.

New Year Resolutions Recycling

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

Recycled Thoughts.

Drinking Games for Recovering Alcoholics

'I'm pleased to announce that Gary has successfully completed the first step of the program!' 'I think that calls for a little drink!'

"How much d'you wanna bet we can't cure you?"

'Alcoholics Anonymous 'GIN' in tray and 'STOUT' out tray