Recovery Reseller Mugs

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Office Park

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Recycling centre

Brick and Mortar

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Sex Games of the Married

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

Twelve step program.

'He's worried that he'll emerge a butterfly.'

Alcoholics Anonymous.

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

New Year Resolutions Recycling

New year resolutions.

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

"How much d'you wanna bet we can't cure you?"

Recycled Thoughts.

'I'm pleased to announce that Gary has successfully completed the first step of the program!' 'I think that calls for a little drink!'

"Your former boss said you're a bully. We like that."

"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."