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New Year Resolutions Recycling

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"