Recovery Agent Mugs

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'What's for desert?'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'You're looking well.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.