Recovering From Holiday Excess Pillows

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Red for me, please.'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Bowl Games.

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

January Clearance

Underneath an overweight.

"The first day back is always the worst."

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

Putting Christmas away...

'Your credit cards are smoldering.'

Man & ham. A cautionary tale.

"Making purchases with credit cards should have a five day waiting period!"

'Maybe you'd be interested in our easy-pay, 12-month plan. That'd take you up to next Christmas.'

"So Tia Carmen was helping Maria decorate her Christmas tree...and she fell?"

Rosh Hashanah Expenses

'Here! You can have last years.'

'And before you start. The lady at the store assured me, that the lovely seasonal packaging more than justified the extra cost.'