Post-holiday Recovery Pillows

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"Hi, I'm the new you."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"How did I find the weather on holiday? Well, I just walked outside and there it was!"

Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Post Corona World

January Clearance

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

Underneath an overweight.

"The first day back is always the worst."

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 !

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

Putting Christmas away...

"I haven't been in because I've been tearing it out myself."

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

"So Tia Carmen was helping Maria decorate her Christmas tree...and she fell?"

America: Grand reopening