Post-holiday Relaxer Pillows

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

9-5, 5-9

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Bad Santa.

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Elf-Help Group

"I am ready for my wine."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

January Clearance

Underneath an overweight.

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

'Letter to my young self: what the hell were you thinking?"

Christmas Club Accounts: 'I'm afraid your account is having a crisis of faith...'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

Sunday papers.

"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

"I thought we might devote the weekend to personal hygiene."

Duvet know it's Christmas