'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
Post-holiday Relaxer Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your relaxation space with our playful pillows, ideal for unwinding and embracing the calm, creative vibes of your post-holiday retreat.
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.
9-5, 5-9
"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."
"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."
Medusa on the weekends.
'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'
The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,
I am ready for my wine.
'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'
"I am ready for my wine."
"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"
Elf-Help Group
'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'
"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."
Bad Santa.
Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.
"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."
January Clearance
Underneath an overweight.
'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'
"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"
'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'
Hello, crisis hotline? I'm actually feeling fine right now, but I know how busy you get during the holidays, so
'Letter to my young self: what the hell were you thinking?"
Christmas Club Accounts: 'I'm afraid your account is having a crisis of faith...'
"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"
Sunday papers.
"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."
'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'
"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."
'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'
Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?
"I thought we might devote the weekend to personal hygiene."
Post-holiday Relaxer Pillows Collection
Post-holiday Relaxer Mugs
Explore our collection of amusing and cozy mugs, specially curated for post-holiday relaxers who love a good laugh with their morning brew.
Post-holiday Relaxer Prints
Browse our delightful prints that add personality and calm to your downtime, ideal for celebrating your post-holiday relaxation moments.
Post-holiday Relaxer T-Shirts
Discover our range of fun and comfortable t-shirts, perfect for those who enjoy to kick back in style after the holiday rush.