End-of-day Relaxer Pillows

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Medusa on the weekends.

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Bad Santa.

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"I am ready for my wine."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

A lifeguard at the beach

"How can I do the garden when you can see it's raining outside?"

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

Sunday papers.

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

Francine says I've got a big pot belly. Sure --- That's why we call your navel a "pothole." (Published originally on June 5, 2006).

King writing 'Reigned all day' in diary as it rains outside.

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

Wine makes me sleepy!