Nighttime Relaxers Pillows

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

"Ahhh... close enough."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

Medusa on the weekends.

Man using light to shield his eyes.

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

"I am ready for my wine."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Bad Santa.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

Legalization of marijuana

A lifeguard at the beach

Wine makes me sleepy!

'Do you have something in mind?'

Francine says I've got a big pot belly. Sure --- That's why we call your navel a "pothole." (Published originally on June 5, 2006).

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

Sunday papers.

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'