End-of-day Relaxer Mugs

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Bad Santa.

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"I am ready for my wine."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

A lifeguard at the beach

"How can I do the garden when you can see it's raining outside?"

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

King writing 'Reigned all day' in diary as it rains outside.

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

Sunday papers.

Wine makes me sleepy!

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'