Post-holiday Vibe Seeker Pillows

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

Pina Coladas

French wine

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

December 26th . . . The Returns

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

Types of Winter Trees.

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

"It's a pleasure to meet an optimist. You're the first one I've run into this year."