Post-holiday Vibe Seeker Pillows

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

French wine

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

December 26th . . . The Returns

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

Types of Winter Trees.

Grover Washington Jr.

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

"Geoffrey's rewilding."