After Holiday Clean-up Pillows

Putting Christmas away...

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Clearing Away Christmas

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

January Clearance

Underneath an overweight.

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

Don't Involve Yourself Christmas Tree.

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

Autumn Chores - Raking Fireworks

'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

"So Tia Carmen was helping Maria decorate her Christmas tree...and she fell?"

"Procrastinator!"