"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"
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"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."
M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.
'Red for me, please.'
"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."
Bowl Games.
The Magi: Christmas, 1993
The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,
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'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
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"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"
"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?
'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'
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Underneath an overweight.
"The first day back is always the worst."
"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"
Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy
"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'
Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?
Putting Christmas away...
'Your credit cards are smoldering.'
Man & ham. A cautionary tale.
The post-holiday blues are dangerous to your mental health. Bleak weather, bills, too much family
"Making purchases with credit cards should have a five day waiting period!"
'Maybe you'd be interested in our easy-pay, 12-month plan. That'd take you up to next Christmas.'
"So Tia Carmen was helping Maria decorate her Christmas tree...and she fell?"
Rosh Hashanah Expenses
'Here! You can have last years.'
'And before you start. The lady at the store assured me, that the lovely seasonal packaging more than justified the extra cost.'
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