Post-holiday Dieter Pillows

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Red for me, please.'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Bowl Games.

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Underneath an overweight.

January Clearance

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

'You're right. I should watch what I eat. From now on, I'll leave the refrigerator door open so the light shines on my midnight snack.'

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

The Day After Christmas DAy

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

Putting Christmas away...

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'

"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."

'Your credit cards are smoldering.'

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

Man & ham. A cautionary tale.

"Oh no! It's definitely time to take care of the Christmas gifts!"