"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"
Post-holiday Dieter Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with a playful pillow that celebrates the post-holiday diet journey, inspiring positivity and a sense of humor.
"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"
He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!
"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."
Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.
"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."
'Red for me, please.'
M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.
Bowl Games.
The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,
"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
Too full after after Christmas dinner!
'It must of crept on over christmas...'
Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers
Underneath an overweight.
'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'
January Clearance
"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"
Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy
"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."
"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'
'You're right. I should watch what I eat. From now on, I'll leave the refrigerator door open so the light shines on my midnight snack.'
The Day After Christmas DAy
'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'
Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?
Putting Christmas away...
'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'
"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."
'Your credit cards are smoldering.'
'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'
Man & ham. A cautionary tale.
The post-holiday blues are dangerous to your mental health. Bleak weather, bills, too much family
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