Record Setting Gifts

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Targets.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Records?

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Gramaphone Man.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Recording Studio

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

music store

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"