Record Setting Mugs

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Targets.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Records?

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Gramaphone Man.

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Recording Studio

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Linford Christie

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

music store

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"