Record Setter Gifts

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Relationship Warning Lights

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Are we there yet?'

What else is there to wish for?

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Travelling

Target your customer.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Win - win

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."