Quirky Table Setter Gifts

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Advocado

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Salesman

Target your customer.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Win - win

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Gift"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

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A Meeting of Great Ties.

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Snail Man