Game Setter Gifts

Tennis Match.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Travelling

Target your customer.

Pointing.

Win - win

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'