Record Setter T-Shirts

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"This is daring, but I like it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

What else is there to wish for?

Travelling

The Salesman

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Target your customer.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."