Recipe Renegade Gifts

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"The receipe? From shutupandeatit dot com."

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Give him his food."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Recipes.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'