Red Meat Renegade Gifts

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Give him his food."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

Music Freak.

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Too rare perhaps?

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Mary Quant.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Pay back time on the ranch'

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

Steak

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population