"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
Recipe Raconteur Gifts
Celebrate the creative storyteller in your kitchen with gifts that capture their passion for recipes and storytelling. Perfect for those who love to share culinary adventures, our collection features playful and thoughtful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re a home chef or a professional storyteller, these items add a dash of humor and warmth to their kitchen or cooking space, making every meal and story a little more special.
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."
"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."
'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."
Witches of Instagram
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'
I'm a gangster rap fan too!
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'
"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."
"House red, sir?"
"I had half a date last weekend."
'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'
'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'
Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.
'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'
"I'll need a three iron."
"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."
Road Kill Cafe.
"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."
"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"
'I guess I shouldn't have expected too much. Martin was a floor model.'
'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'
"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"
How was your week on the lake? Twig fell in lo-love! Oh, tell me! Why did I say that? Now I'll never find out anything. Relax, momster. $20 and I can provide a full background report. Done! Boys are so communicative!
Social butterfly
"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"
Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.
Are substitutions permitted? If they were, don't you think I would have substituted another customer for you? Menu.
Recipe Raconteur Gifts Collection
Recipe Raconteur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the recipe raconteur and elevate their coffee or tea moments with a touch of culinary storytelling.
Recipe Raconteur Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring fun designs for the recipe raconteur. An excellent way to add personality to their favorite space.
Recipe Raconteur Prints
Browse inspiring prints for the recipe raconteur's kitchen or dining area, celebrating their passion for storytelling through food.
Recipe Raconteur T-Shirts
Discover witty and charming t-shirts for the recipe raconteur. Perfect for showcasing their love of cooking and sharing stories in style.