Recession Rookie Pillows

'The financial crisis is really affecting young people.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Court's in recess!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

I miss recess!

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"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Bell ringer.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Jetsgo out of business.

Coming out of the crisis

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Home Owners.

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'