Recess Enthusiast Pillows

I miss recess!

'Court's in recess!'

'I know how you feel, kiddo. Recess is pretty rare when you reach the grade I'm in.'

Bell ringer.

'I don't mind going to school at seven and getting out at two...it's the in-between I can't stand!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"My best subject is recess. Maybe I should run for Congress."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Office Park

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."