Recession Wrestler Pillows

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Recession

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"Ted doesn't test well."

White House Garage Sale.

For sale

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Goodbye cruel world."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

Bad news airbag

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"I need the saw again."

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'