Recession Wrestler Mugs

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Recession

Future Wrestler

White House Garage Sale.

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

For sale

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Squeezing a tight budget...

US Dollar weakens.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Bad news airbag

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"I need the saw again."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'