Corporate Wrestler Mugs

'I can't decide which of you gets the promotion, so fight it out.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

National Boss Monument.

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."